Gert the goat

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Once upon a time there was a goat namned Gert. One day Gert went to the shop to kick some asholes who had been evil to him. Gert had smoked some weed so wouldn’t be a pussy when he got to the shop. He took a pice of wood to hit the asholes with. When he got to the shop there were seven asholes and he thought “Oh shit” but he went over to them and started to talk to them but they ignored him. Gert got fucking angry and started to hit them like a crazy motherfucker. He hit down four of them, then the three other fuckers ran home to their mothers and they cried themselves to sleep. Gert went home to his girlfriend and he banged her all night long and he smoked some more weed with his friends Alfons and Bertil.