Operation Restaurant - USA, 2003

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Hello all!

I want to dedicate this story to my dad and sister. We all 4 went to USA (for fifth time), and I just wanted to show you all how an American Restaurant works! PS: if any knows it you´ll love it!

Okay it all begins entering the restaurant. Be aware! Do not dare try to sit yourself!. "Hello it´s a nice day my name is Lucy and im so pleasant to serve you today my name is Lucy if I haven´t said before and im blonde as you can see and i´m 25 years old and welcome where do you want to sit smokers non-smokers?" ... I mean I was about to piss in my trousers after hearing all her story.

- Please non-smokers. And then she takes us to the table we sat on before she told us to wait in the main entrance. Parodie? Damn it.

Well then my fathers askes her for 4 big glasses of water, WITHOUT ICE please!. - OKAY MAN NO PROB!

2 minutes after there comes 4 Mega-Big glasses of water ... WITH ICECUBES. - Please sir I asked them without Ice. - Ohhhh sorry it´s a please to serve you my name is john I hope this won´t make your meal unpleasant. (Have you heard that?) I mean I bet he doesn´t give a shit about what he does or stop doing. Anyway wheres Lucy?

Okay I was more than 18 years old, and I ordered an Anheuser Busch beer (Budweiser). -Please sir i need to see your ID. I gave him my Danish passport and asked me what the heck that was. -A passport Sir. Your know i´m living in Spain ... Europe..... -Ahhhhhhhhh Europe yes I have my sister living over there..... . - I bet he thought Europe was capitol of Ohio.

Okay it´s time to order the main. My dad and I wanted Flambé Shrimps with Cheese crème, european style and my 2 sisters pfeffer-Steak in sauce.

And there it comes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UMMMMM I was really hungry!

Flambé Shrimps cheese crème = 4 Deepfried shrimps with mayonaise and ketchup apply......... - Ok my dad and I were really furious. We ate it

And the 2 Pfeffer Steaks were some kind of meat, actually good, but also in ketchup sauce.

After "eating" our dinner, and making friends with the other table (deutsche people) we agreed that the american food is non eat-able. What the F*, 3 out of 4 eat hamburgers and thats why they are so fat.

-The bill please? - Sure Sir my name is john i hope the meal was good, my name is john i´m 23 its a pleasure to serve you.

230 US Dollars, where 10% goes to customary (propina). - Sorry john why 10% to customary?. -Ohhh it´s my money I hope it´s ok my name´s John and hope it was a pleasant night today Sir i´m 23 thanks alot....